a relationship is 50/50.

i give you the 🥺🥺🥺 eyes and you pump me full of cum.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

this is how i saw the n64 graphics when i was a kid

“are you okay?” no I am fairly certain I am stuck in this human body.